Meet Brian




Favourite PFJ Song Whole Lotta Rosie
Favourite Band Van Halen
Favourite Song 'Aint Talkin Bout Love' by Van Halen
Favourite Album The First Van Halen Album
Favourite Gig Ever AC/DC Newcastle Mayfair 1980, with Bon Scott.. I took all my 24 photos during the first song ‘Live wire’
Highlight Of Musical Career Karaoke at Turks Head Reading… legless singing Aint That A Shame by Fats domino in pub singers voice
Worst Moment Of Musical Career Mam (72) dancing to Livin La Vida Loca full of drink screaming 'PLay Tina'
Highlight Of PFJ Career Rock 2000, first GIG and not having fruit thrown at me
Worst Moment Of PFJ Career Forgetting words to 500 miles as I was 'full of drink' during gig at Harrys
Most Influential Musician Dave Lee Roth (Van Halen)
Favourite Food Chicken Tikka Massalla man
Favourite Drink Any ridiculously named novelty alco pop in an illuminous bottle
Most Drunk Ever Strictly Tea Total
Favourite Film (Not Including The Life Of Brian) 'Shaving Ryans Privates, Willy Wanker and the Chocolate Factory, Pretty Shitty Gang Bang, oh and Scrappy Pappy Hero Pup'
Favourite Scene From The Life Of Brian 'Bit where mr creasote is offered a final waffer thin mint before he explodes'
Favourite TV Programme Only Fools and Horses
Favourite Book 'Trouble on the terraces (The one with Brillo on the front – shhh')
Pastimes DJ-ing and supporting Newcastle and Reading Football Club (oh and ENGERLAND)
If I wasn't in The PFJ I'd be Sleeping in a Wheelie Bin
If I won the lottery I would Get a big **** off Edwin Shirley Truck to carry the best and biggest stage show to the pub/club circuit has ever seen.
How much do I hate the Romans Well they’re not bad really